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Constitution Politics

OBAMSTITUTION - Your rights are what I tell you they are.

PRESIDENTIAL TOILET PAPER - Formerly known as The Constitution.


TAGS: obama constitution violations
Rating: 4.95/5

More politifakes by OTC

RonaldReagan - February 7, 2017, 1:03 am
Preach on, brother.
StoneTools - July 25, 2013, 11:56 am
They tried to rein in the NSA, but it failed: http://www.mintpressnews.com/congress-is-actually-talking-about-defunding-the-nsa-and-curtailing-surveillance/165881/
OTC - July 25, 2013, 10:54 am
Well, their funding is up for debate and the dems are crying that if its cut we would be vulnerable to terror attacks, you know, like a Boston bombing because spying on the law abiding is so effective.
Reality Lord - July 25, 2013, 7:21 am

but is anyone actually doing anything about it. has anyone introduced legislation to repeal the Patriot Act?


FREEDOM - Bill of Rights that protects a right to keep and bear arms Is one of the most sanctified American freedoms

FACTUAL TRUTH - "Separation of church and state" is NOT in the Constitution. It is a liberal lie. Read it agian, fools.

" WHY IS OUSSOCOM LYING ABOUT DOMESTIC DRONE ACTIVITIES? - Sen. Wyden’s office stated that “in the event of a natural disaster or other legitimate need” drones could be flown out of Portland. What's an "OTHER LEGITIMATE NEED?"


DISDAIN FOR FREEDOM - "...generally the Constitution is a charter of negative liberties." -- Barack Obama, 2001 (Constitutional Law Professor)

Obama's Gun Plan -


" OBAMA SIGNS NDAA INTO LAW, DISMANTLES BILL OF RIGHTS " - And then i told them : " My administration will not authorize the indefinite military detention without trial of American citizens

REMEMBER FASCISM - Some say the Constitution is outdated. I invite them to go back in time and try out fascism and see how they like it ...

"I WILL SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION. . ." - Not a goddamned ideology. Not a goddamned political party. So help me God.

AH, CHRIST! - There's that damn Constitution thing again.

" TRY TO PLAY THE RACIST CARD ON HIM ! - Dr. Sowell: "It is an America where, ultimately, great suffering will come to the American people".

JOHN ADAMS - "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."

Obama's Loathing Of The Constitution -

" IMPERIUS REX ET POPULUSQUE AMERICANUS " - S. 679: Presidential Appointment Efficiency and Streamlining Act of 2011 Senate Seeks to Create Caesar Obama.

Do you believe in the U.S. Constitution? -

LIBERALS - Want to wipe it all away...

SHARK REPELLENT - Save the US Constitution Vote ROMNEY 2012

The U.S. Is No Longer A Constitutional Republic -

WHITE HOUSE LOOSENS BORDER RULES FOR 2012 - "We don't want to upset potential Democrat voters",to Hell with The Constitution and Congress.

Congressional Liberals -

REP. PHIL HARE (D - IL) - At least he's honest that he doesn't mind pissing on the Constitution. By the way, it does matter that you don't know the difference between the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution.

"TREATED LIKE A DOG" - as long as he keeps peeing on our constitution, what does he expect, doggie treats?

CHECKS AND BALANCES - We don't need no stinkin' checks and balances.

" LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR 'I NEVER HEARD OF FAST AND FURIOUS' " - Holder:“This administration has consistently favored the reinstitution of the assault weapons ban."



OUR GOVERNMENT - Can't balance a checkbook but let's trust them to protect us from ourselves and Ignore the constitution

Well, OK then -

Mr. President -


THE CONSTITUTION - If Health Care Reform is unconstitutional then what is the Patriot Act ?

" IT'S RECESS WHEN I SAY SO " - "Dictatorship naturally arises out of democracy, and the most aggravated form of tyranny and slavery out of the most extreme liberty"~ Plato.



MY JOB - is to Preserve, Protect & Defend The Constitution FROM ALL ENEMIES

ILLEGAL EXECUTIVE ORDER - About to lose your reelection? Create a 'transparency’ E.O. that threatens companies that donate to the other side (don't forget to exclude union buddies). BTW, this violates the Supreme Court's ruling in Jan '10.

SOCIALISM 101 - Any questions?

The good news is that the 2018 senatorial mid-terms are going to be murder for the democrats -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - To the greatest document ever created (other than The Bible)

An Armed Populace is a Well-Protected Populace -

" OBAMA GRATIA REX IMPERATOR " - [W]hen I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf…

IF THE MEDICARE ACT IS STRUCK DOWN,WILL PRESIDENT OBAMA DEFY THE COURT’S RULING? - In 1832 the Supreme Court declared the Indian Removal Act unconstitutional. President Andrew Jackson defied it, stating, “John Marshall has made his decision; let him enforce it now if he can.”

POLITICIANS - Read a little more closely. Its "We the People.", not "we the government!

THE CONSTITUTION - Liberals, can you help me? I'm still having a hard time finding the parts about Obamacare and spreading the wealth as government responsibilities


U.S. SUPREME COURT - Undoing hundreds of years of Constitutional Law in favor of corporate interests


TAGS: sharialaw unconstitutional
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - April 16, 2013, 8:39 pm
Easy, the database was corrupted and posters/comments for the last few days were lost. See the Forum over at Motifake.
terroraustralis - April 16, 2013, 8:23 pm
and im really f***ing sick of **** being deleted. if something has to be moderated, SEND AND EMAIL REGARDING WHY IT WAS DELETED, OR IT WILL BE REPOSTED.
terroraustralis - April 16, 2013, 8:22 pm
"and you know republicans, just because something is untrue doesnt mean they wont believe in it wholeheartedly. and its not like they do it maliciously, they are just victims of confirmation bias. its a strawman which they perceive as truth."
terroraustralis - April 16, 2013, 8:22 pm
yes its a strawman, but its a strawman that republicans wholeheartedly beleive. and there will be no compromise, until they are made to realise that it is not true.
terroraustralis - April 16, 2013, 8:18 pm
strange... i replied to this already, and the replies were deleted... by the government?...
PapaFox - April 11, 2013, 6:57 pm
"...democrats hate the second ammendment..." Strawman much?
terroraustralis - April 11, 2013, 6:31 pm
republicans hate seperation of church and state, and democrats hate the second ammendment. until the supporters of one party learn to accept the constitution in its entirety, it will always be under attack.
terroraustralis - April 11, 2013, 6:30 pm
well, the constitutional party these days is the libertarian party, and they're never going to win an election simply due to the way voting works. if you vote for a third party you're throwing away your choice between the big two.
Renza - April 11, 2013, 12:03 pm
yeah, if only modern republicans cared about upholding the whole of the constitution we might not have to worry about them trying to create a state religion, fundamentalists only care about their fundamentals though.
PapaFox - April 11, 2013, 11:08 am
That's why I'm glad the Founding Fathers included the separation of church & state. They knew from European experiences just how horrific religious wars could be.
terroraustralis - April 11, 2013, 10:44 am
islamic law is islamic culture in most islamic countries, because they ostracise and attack any permanent residents who refuse to follow their ideology, and thats the main problem. intolerance of other beleif systems is what makes fundamentals dangerous.
Renza - April 11, 2013, 7:33 am
agreed, any fundamentalist really, they're all extremists of whatever fundamentals they claim to support, and are detrimental to the progression of our species, as they're openly admitting to being opposed to change, which will happen anyway.
PapaFox - April 10, 2013, 7:43 pm
Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists -- they're pretty much interchangeable.
Renza - April 10, 2013, 7:16 pm
I'd argue that it's more middle eastern culture rather than islamic law, but the point's still valid. but yes, the fundies in NC are definitely extremists, same for AZ. Fundy extremists (guess thats redundant...) have way too much power in this country
terroraustralis - April 10, 2013, 5:53 pm
only because most idiots dont recognise that sharia law is just the islamic version of what christian fundamentalists are trying to impose in north carolina...
Renza - April 10, 2013, 10:44 am
Yeah, it's a lot more viable of an argument in the middle east. Not so much in the US though.
BobbEdwards - April 10, 2013, 10:32 am
Anyway, I kept it simple because I agree with her statement, her right to express it and the way she expressed it. Nothing more needed to be added. Sharia is institutionalized repression at its worst, the poster law for separation of church and state.
BobbEdwards - April 10, 2013, 10:24 am
She's Aliaa Magda Elmahdy, an Egyptian activist forced to leave her country after posting a n**e pic of herself on her blog. Now she's a member of FEMEN, the European protest group that recently ph**obombed Putin. This ph**o was taken in Stockholm.
PapaFox - April 10, 2013, 9:36 am
I a**ume for the international attention?
Renza - April 10, 2013, 9:15 am
It would be entertaining at least. Though I do have one big problem with this picture as a whole... why is the writing on her in English, while she's holding an Egyptian flag?
PapaFox - April 10, 2013, 8:49 am
A protest like this would be an appropriate response to North Carolina's proposed state religion.
Renza - April 10, 2013, 8:38 am
it's a great way to get attention, its actually a terrible way to make a point, with the exception of course of the point being a euphemism. Also, arguing about the validity of sharia law in this country is the same as arguing paranoid conspiracy.
ipaprime - April 10, 2013, 8:21 am
great way to make a point

" THE END OF FREE SPEECH IN THE WORLD " - Top Egyptian cleric urges “the need for an international resolution (banning) any attack on Muslim religious symbols.”

I HAVE A QUESTION - Doesn't the constitution say that taxes must originate from the House, yet Obamacare originated from the Senate! Hmmmm Interesting

I BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Constitution of the United States

" ENEMY OF THE STATE " - " Iranian police arrest water pistol 'rebels'. These people have committed very ugly and immoral acts."

MISS ME YET? - We have checks and balances for a reason

OBAMA: NO NEW WARS … UNLESS ‘ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY’. - Ambassador Rice is basically telling Russia and China, that the U.S. is ready to act as it did in Yugoslavia 13 years ago and launch military actions against Syria.

freedon wall -

The Constitution, under attack -

POLITFAKE - A perfect illustration of the divisiveness of our 2 party system of government. Support an intellectual, all inclusive, constitutional third party

IT'S NOT THAT HARD - Refer to the original

OUT! STEALING THIRD! - No to House Joint Resolution 15!

TAGS: obama third term constitution amendment
Rating: 5/5

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rockfan5 - January 22, 2013, 7:02 pm
NOOOOOO HES A SOX FAN,I CAN NEVER GO BACK!!! Well... I guess I have to go to the Cubs who can't win a world series...


TAGS: constitution vs obamacare
Rating: 4.83/5

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Curlyrocks - November 21, 2013, 8:46 pm
As punishment for disobeying they drop it on your head.


Don't Worry, We Have Your Back -


“’I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE - to the United States of America, And not to an ideology, which can never stand, One nation under socialism, divisive, With no liberty or justice for anyone.’


YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! - Handing out US Constitutions gets you two things: 1: director of cultural center says you look like a white supermacist group 2: A black Panther threatens to exercise his 2nd amendment rights on you.

" SARAH PALIN'S ONE NATION TOUR " - We The People Take to the Road Restoring the Good in America!

THIS LETS YOU BE "KING OF YOUR OWN COUNTRY" . . . - Reaping the benefits of your own free thinking while allowing you to accept the responsibilities thereof.

COMMON SENSE SOLUTIONS - Come from businessmen, not community organizers! Our founding documents need to be re-read, not rewritten!

" TEACHER KNOWS BEST " - For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” - Adolph Hitler.

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you support radical judges who interpret what they "think" the Constitution says instead of what it actually says...

Theocracy -

TAGS: theocracy church state religion constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

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Renza - May 25, 2013, 2:38 pm
very true.
Rudedog - May 24, 2013, 11:10 pm
Nice one CanMan


POINT OF VIEW - If unborn children are not worth defending, what are the chances the US Constitution is just a piece of paper?

WAKE UP!!! - Is anyone going to protect our Constitution? I was taught it was supposed to be a balance of power, between the three branches not a kakistocracy

" CAN THE US EVER TRUST ANOTHER US PRESIDENT? " - Charles Krauthammer : " How much can they trust this US President? "

WE THE PEOPLE - Is Not Shariah Law Go to Britain or the Middle East if you want or expect Shariah Law.


Just another "pretty" face of the Democrat Party... -

" FORWARD " - I I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee an ice cream parlor. Feed me! Feed me!


" WE THE PEOPLE " - Despite our difficulties and disagreements, we remain one nation under God in freedom, indivisible.

WE THE PEOPLE - Of the Obama Administration!!!

"CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN " - Obama Disappointed With Lack of 'Cool' Phone in Oval Office

THE END OF AN ERROR - This week when Boehner takes over, he plans on having the Constitution read during session in Congress, so the liberals, in Nancy's words, "Can find out what's in it."


FREEDOM OF PRESS LOST - 20 April 2010: When veterans protesting Obama's poor handling of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, police forced reporters and onlookers away, saying "Park's closed, everyone back up."

Famous Last Words -

TAGS: guns children nra constitution death
Rating: 3.67/5

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Zeitguy - August 29, 2014, 11:55 am
Too soon?
freasy - August 29, 2014, 8:18 am
My kids started shooting at 5, the oldest is 26, no one we didn't want sh** has been sh** yet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2014, 11:59 pm


JOKE - What do you call a bunch of lawyers jumping off of a cliff? A good start to a better world.

Query -

TAGS: church state religion constitution conservative
Rating: 3.67/5

More politifakes by Cannabal

Curlyrocks - May 26, 2013, 2:58 pm
No no no Cannabal we've tried to explain it to you but one more time, when Christians do it it's cool but other religions are false so how could they possibly be expected to make just laws?
Renza - May 26, 2013, 12:20 pm
Why yes, I believe that is something they would say.

GUN BANS - I'm all for them... ...in every other country but ours.

OHIO - Becomes the 25th state to join the lawsuits against forced Obamacare. Priceless!

"OBAMA'S OUTREACH TO MUSLIMS " - Obama Seeks To Renew Muslim Outreach After the first outreach success.

VETTING VOID - Next time the media better do a more thorough job vetting our candidates! Our Constitution is toast if we keep going down his path.

THE PRESIDENTIAL HEAD - He surely can't have much of that document left. Soon his shit will be on his own hands.

A STAKE THROUGH THE HEART! - The Obamacare Vampire ruled unconstitutional at the appellate level. Let the de-funding begin!